Montreal is a city that never takes itself too seriously, unless we’re talking about poutine, hockey, or arguing over the best bagel shop (spoiler: it’s a tie, and we’ll get to that). Whether you’re visiting for the first time or have lived here long enough to curse at construction cones in fluent Franglais, there’s always something new and exciting to do in this city. So, grab your most stylish yet weather-appropriate outfit (because the climate here is like a reality show with unpredictable plot twists) and let’s explore the best things to do in Montreal!

1. Start Your Day with a Bagel Showdown

Let’s be real: No trip to Montreal is complete without indulging in a bagel. But here’s the thing, Montrealers are fiercely divided on the best bagel shop: Fairmount Bagel or St-Viateur Bagel. Both are delicious, both have been around forever, and both will convert you from a New York bagel devotee. Grab a warm sesame bagel, slather it with cream cheese, and eat it straight from the bag like a true local.

2. Wander Through Old Montreal (and Pretend You’re in Europe)

Montreal has some serious Parisian vibes, especially in Old Montreal. Stroll along the cobblestone streets, pop into art galleries, and take way too many photos of Notre-Dame Basilica (because if you don’t, did you even go to Montreal?). If you want the full experience, book a horse-drawn carriage ride, but be warned: it’s equal parts charming and touristy.

3. Climb Mount Royal (Or Just Pretend You Did)

Mont Royal (yes, that’s where the city gets its name) offers stunning views of the skyline. If you’re feeling ambitious, hike up to the Chalet du Mont-Royal for an Instagram-worthy panorama. If you’re less inclined to sweat, take a leisurely walk up and pretend you climbed from the bottom, we won’t judge.

4. Indulge in Poutine (Calories Don’t Count on Vacation)

If you leave Montreal without eating poutine, you basically didn’t experience the city. This heavenly dish consists of crispy fries, squeaky cheese curds, and rich gravy. The go-to spots? La Banquise (open 24/7) and Patati Patata (a tiny but mighty contender). Feeling adventurous? Try a foie gras poutine at Au Pied de Cochon.

5. Explore the Underground City (Yes, That’s a Thing)

Montreal winters are not for the faint of heart, which is why we have an entire underground network of shops, restaurants, and tunnels connecting downtown. It’s called RÉSO, and it’s perfect for days when the weather is doing its best impression of Antarctica.

6. Visit the Jean-Talon Market (and Eat Everything in Sight)

Located in Little Italy, Jean-Talon Market is a foodie paradise. You’ll find fresh produce, artisanal cheeses, gourmet chocolates, and all the maple syrup you could ever need. Sample your way through the stalls and pretend you’re shopping for a fancy dinner party.

7. Experience the Nightlife in the Plateau

Montreal’s nightlife is legendary, and the Plateau Mont-Royal is where the magic happens. Start your night with craft cocktails at Le Lab, dance your way through dive bars, and end the night at La Distillerie, where they serve drinks in mason jars the size of your head.

8. Get Your Culture Fix at the Museum of Fine Arts

If you need a break from eating and drinking (unlikely, but possible), head to the Montreal Museum of Fine Arts. From classic masterpieces to contemporary exhibitions, it’s a great way to feel cultured and justify more poutine later.

9. Have a Picnic at Parc La Fontaine

Parc La Fontaine is one of the prettiest spots in the city, perfect for picnicking, people-watching, or simply lounging with a book. If you’re visiting in winter, swap the picnic for ice skating, it’s just as charming.

10. Ride a Bixi Bike Like a True Montrealer

Bixi bikes (Montreal’s bike-sharing system) are everywhere, and locals use them for everything, from commuting to casual joyrides. Rent one and cycle along the Lachine Canal or through the Old Port for some scenic views. Just remember: biking in Montreal is a sport, so expect cars, pedestrians, and fellow bikers to challenge your reflexes.

11. Watch a Show at Just for Laughs (or Any of the City’s Many Festivals)

Montreal is known as the city of festivals, and there’s always something happening. Just for Laughs is a must for comedy lovers, but there’s also the Montreal Jazz Festival, Osheaga, and Igloofest (an outdoor music festival in the dead of winter because we love a challenge).

12. Sip a Coffee in Mile End (While Contemplating Life Like a Local Hipster)

The Mile End neighborhood is home to the city’s coolest coffee shops. Grab a latte at Café Olimpico or a matcha at Myriade and channel your inner philosopher while people-watching.

13. Visit Saint Joseph’s Oratory (It’s More Than Just a Church)

Saint Joseph’s Oratory is an architectural masterpiece, and climbing its 283 steps is a spiritual experience, literally and physically. Even if you’re not religious, the views from the top are worth the leg workout.

14. Catch a Canadiens Game (Or Pretend to Be a Hockey Expert)

Hockey is basically a religion in Montreal, and catching a Canadiens game at the Bell Centre is an unforgettable experience. Even if you don’t know the rules, just cheer when everyone else does and yell “Go Habs Go!”, you’ll fit right in.

15. Take a Day Trip to the Eastern Townships

If you have extra time, take a scenic drive to the Eastern Townships, just outside Montreal. Think rolling hills, charming villages, and vineyards where you can sip wine and pretend you’re in the French countryside.

16. Visit the Botanical Garden (and Befriend Butterflies)

Montreal’s Botanical Garden is a serene escape with stunning floral displays year-round. If you’re here in spring, the Butterflies Go Free exhibit lets you walk among thousands of butterflies, like a Disney princess, but with better shoes.

Montreal is the perfect mix of European charm, North American energy, and just the right amount of chaos (looking at you, construction season). Whether you’re here for the food, the festivals, or just to figure out how to properly pronounce “poutine,” this city will welcome you with open arms and probably a bagel.

So, what are you waiting for? Come explore, eat your weight in cheese curds, and fall in love with Montreal, one bagel, festival, and hockey chant at a time.

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